Friday, October 23, 2009

Coming to you LIVE from the Pink Laptop

Oh yes, I got it.  I am coming to you live from my new laptop.  I've waited over a year for this.
Really. An entire year.

Actually, more than that.  My old laptop died in May of 2008.  It was a rough week in general. One of those week where the whole world comes crashing down around your ears.


My laptop dying was first.  I was just reading through some old stories on it late at night when suddenly the screen went black.  In a Mac, we would call it The Blue Screen of Death.  I guess in Windows its called the Black Screen of Death.

Regardless, being the computer person that I am, I knew what it meant.  I knew it was bad.  I knew either my motherboard or my hard drive was fried.

Looking back I now know it was my motherboard and maybe it could have been fixed.  But let's face it, I got that laptop in June of 2001.  It followed me through that summer after senior year, the beginning of college, 9/11, all the stuff that happened in college, the end of college, after college, getting engaged...it lasted a long time.  On 4G of space.  It was angry towards the end, arguing with me that it didn't have enough virtual memory and of course that's bad for the computer.  I tried to delete files and programs but eventually it was just too much.  7 years of solid use for my Compaq was just too much and it died.

I cried.  For days.  I was lost without that laptop.  It literally was my best friend.  Being a writer, you understand, my entire life was documented on that tiny black machine.  I did everything I knew to do.  I sweet talked it.  I restarted in Safe Mode.  I petted it.  I begged it.

IIt was just dead.  And all my stories, my entire life, was sitting on the hard drive.

I got desktop from a garage sale.  We ripped apart my laptop, knowing we were out of options (We being me and my dad, a computer guru) and tried to install the hard drive into the PC. No dice.  I was on the phone with Ross, crying about how I just wanted my files and everything would be fine.

Finally, I found a little computer shop in Sun Ray Shopping Center that seemed to be able to help.  I took my precious hard drive to them (that's all it was by that point, just a hard drive) and they turned it into an external hard drive for $80.

It worked.  Sort of.

I have an $80 paper weight right now because several months after they "fixed" it, it randomly stopped working.  But it was enough.  By then I'd learned my lesson and as soon as I got my files back I burned them onto a c.d.

That c.d. is sitting in my safe right now.  Really.  I won't take that chance again.  But of course I still have an $80 paper weight sitting in my filing cabinet.  I don't care.  I'd pay it over 100 times to get those files back.

I remember once when I was in high school and I was at my boyfriend at the time's house, playing a game of "Would You Rather"--an actual board game version.  His mom read off a card, and I don't remember what the first option was, but the second option was "or lose your entire life's work."  Of course I thought of all my stories and felt ill.  I couldn't imagine it!  It would have been some of the worst possible torture.

So there I was, in May of 2008, faced with that very possibility.  I waited on pins and needles a solid week to find out the fate of my life's work.

In between that week: my kitten was sick, my dad landed in the hospital and had to have emergency surgery, my Memorial Day vacation was ruined, and I landed myself in the middle of a tornado and major hail storm that severly damaged my car.

That was ONE week, people.  There was more that happened but honestly I can't remember it any more.  I think I blocked it out.  I remember sitting in the living room (before the tornado!) thinking that I must have done something really bad because honestly, what else could happen to me at this point?  My life was a total hhole...and like I said that was before the tornado hit.

So a piece of advice: Never say "It can't get any worse than this."  Because trust me, IT CAN.  I lived it.  Every time I said it, something else happened.

So I've been through 3 computers trying to find a replacement for my beloved laptop.  The one I bought at a garage sale (lots of space, video card from the 1980s), my parents old computer (had a video card from the 1990s but still sucked and couldn't use broadband internet) and one we bought off Craig's List.  That one is actually a pretty decent computer, a few quirks, but semi-modern.  It's Ross's computer now :)  We fought over it a lot.  So I'm so happy to finally, FINALLY have a laptop replacement.

Now I just have to replace a lot of things that didn't get transfered from my parents computer--i.e. my iTunes files.  My dad had burned them all onto a disk so he could delete them from his computer...only he didn't burn them all.  I've got like, 1/3.  And I still have to go through everything I downloaded on our other computer and get that on here.

Thankfully Windows 7 has this neat little folder in My Music called "Add to iTunes Automatically" so all I do is drag the files in there and it does the rest of the work.  Now if only I had the rest of the files....They're on my iPod but every program I've found that transfers them costs money...I don't know what to do about this.  I guess I will still not sync my iPod (it hasn't been sunk? since December...) until I figure out what to do.

Oh yeah and tomorrow is the Swarm Tryouts.  I'm kinda glad I had so much to do with this tonight (including 2 hours in live chat with Qwest to get my internet working) so I couldn't think about it.  You know there is a 90% chance I won't make it? There are only 10 spots and if 100 girls show up... Yeah that's pretty depressing.

I should probably go to bed now.  It is after midnight.  Of course I'm on a laptop now and I could just take it to bed with me and keep typing haha!!!

Oh yeah and I decided to name my laptop Pinkie.  I like to name things.  My car's name is Cobie.  I used to name all our cars. We had a '87 Corolla named Luke, an '87 Oldsmobile named Jessie, and an '89 Plymouth Sundance named Pat. I didn't like the car very much and I didn't like the name Pat so--bam.  I stopped naming cars however when we traded Jessie for a mini van.  I was very upset.  Jessie was my favorite car ever (a pearl red coupe with mag wheels) and the mini van was...well it was a mini van.  I was so upset I refused to name it.  And then the naming trend kind of ended.  Until I named my Cavalier Cavi and then it went on again...  Although I did name our '96 Chevy pickup "The Monster" but that was just because it was a big truck and it was stick and it was hard to drive...  Of course you know that was the first car I ever drove.  My dad is that mean :) I was 15 and he was picking me up from the mall and said "you want to drive?" and of course I said sure...and he said "all right, move over!"  I couldn't believe he was serious, but he was.  He made me drive that thing around the parking lot.

He actually tried to teach me to drive when I was 12--we had a Jeep and he wanted me to take it off roading for driving practice.  But my one condition was that I had to read the owner's manual cover to cover first and it just never happened.

It wasn't a big deal, he let me drive our boat whenever I wanted.  That was like my car until I got my license.  I started driving that when I was 9, which was good or bad, depending on how you look at it.  It did give me a terrible habit of drifting all over the road because a boat just naturally drifts while you're driving it... We almost went home with a few mailboxes implanted in our hood the first time I ever actually drove a car on the road.

Well now I really better go to bed.

Until tomorrow (or Sunday...)

It's after midnight, I should probably go to bed.

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